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Resulta que hay unas inundaciones y un hombre se queda en lo alto de un campanario totalmente aislado. Pasa toda la mañana y por la tarde llega una barca: ¡Oooigaaa! suba que le llevamos. Noooo graciaaaas, tengo fe en Dios y seguro que el me salvara. ¿Esta seguro? Siiii, sigan que Dios me salvara. En esto que pasa toda la noche y al día siguiente pasa a su lado una lancha: ¡Eh Oigaaa! suba que le llevamos Noo no hace faltaaa. Soy muy devotooo y seguro que Dios me salvara. Sigue pasando el tiempo y por la tarde llega un helicóptero de la Guardia Civil: ¡Ehhhhh! ¡El del campanario! ¿Necesita ayuda? Noooo gracias. Confio en Dios, el me salvara. En esto que esa noche vuelve a subir el nivel de las aguas y el hombre se ahoga. Cuando va al cielo se encuentra con Dios y le dice: ¡Señor! ¡Dios mío! ¿por que no me has ayudado? ¿Que no te he ayudado?... te mande una barca, una lancha, un helicóptero...

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One Nevada gubernatorial hopeful sees a speedy fix to Nevada's budget crisis. Nonpartisan candidate Eugene "Gino" DiSimone believes people would pay for the ...
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Bernanke cites lessons from the financial crisis
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Taliban Facing Tough Financial Crisis In Afghanistan
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Belgium back in crisis as mediator quits
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In Pakistan, further rains could worsen the crisis
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"Pharmageddon": America's New Drug Crisis
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Nicolas Sarkozy's Roma crisis leaves his presidency still teetering on the brink
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Nicolas Sarkozy hoped his plan to expel the Roma would help his faltering presidency back on track. But it has made him even more enemies. ...
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Discovery Channel hostage crisis: 911 calls released
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'Holistic' approach to foreclosure crisis urged
Boston Globe
(Jonathan Wiggs/Globe Staff/File 2010) By Robert Gavin Federal and state policy makers should take a broader approach to the foreclosure crisis, ...
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Bair Says Dodd-Frank Could Prevent Replay of Financial Crisis
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