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Deportes En un campo de golf. Un jugador, muy bien equipado, con sus palos de todos los numeros, su carrito y el cadi que le sigue. Prepara la pelota, junta los pies, apunta varias veces el golpe y por fin... golpea sin tocar la pelota. Vuelve otra vez, la misma parafernalia y... sigue sin tocar la pelota. Al cuarto intento, el cadi le mira incredulo y se atreve a preguntarle: - ż Oiga, pero Vd. sabe algo de golf ? - Hombre, por favor, no me ofenda !. Yo soy un gran aficionado al golf. Entreno7 dias a la semana... incluso he escrito un libro sobre el golf. -ż Ah, si ? no lo sabia. ż Y como se llama ese libro ? - Se llama: EL GOLF Y LA MADRE QUE LO PARIO.

En un autobus repleto de gente hasta los topes un tio dice de pronto a voz en grito: -Me quedan tres paradas para bajarme! La gente pasa de el y que esta un poco "tocao". Al cabo de un rato: -Me quedan dos paradas para bajarme! La gente empieza a mirar para otro lado. -Seńores, que a la proxima me bajo! La gente sigue pasando de el y finalmente dice: -Bueno, que ya me bajo en esta! -Y a nosotros que nos importa! -Es que soy fontanero y suelten ya la tuberia que me la tengo que llevar!

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